Study Stuff

Amaging year 3000

2011-07-31T06:27:00.000-07:00

Beautiful Rain Drops

2011-07-31T06:04:00.000-07:00

Overloaded Funny Pics

2011-07-31T05:56:00.000-07:00

Hilarious Interview, plz take some time off to read this

2011-07-31T05:38:00.001-07:00

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.

Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it... What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! In 12th. I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money". (The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering. Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6. Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I Will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, Thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think They should ban it.

Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned. Candidate: No, no... I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life? Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.

Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study? Candidate: he he he... Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education itself was so much of pain!!

Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked? Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer: And which languages have you used? Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian, and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB? Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language? Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer: What is your general project experience? Candidate: My general experience about projects is - most of the times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job? Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience? Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like - 'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes', 'SEI-CMM','quality' ,'versioncontrol ','deadlines' , 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company? Candidate: Not much. 1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand. 2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not Have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent. 3. I believe in flexi-timings. 4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear T-shirt and jeans. 5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so As to avoid breakdown due to overwork. 6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term Preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe.

As you can see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our Organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS.

The fellow was appointed in a newly created section 'Stress Management' in the HRD of Infosys.

So Just be urself...... u never knw wats ahead of u.......

Be Honest and Original............... True to urself!!!!

wanna touch water

2011-07-31T05:21:00.001-07:00

Don’t press #90 or #09 on mobile No....

2011-07-31T04:58:00.000-07:00

Don’t press #90 or #09 on mobile No....
Please take care IF SOME ONE ASKS YOU TO DIAL #09 or #90.
Please Do Not Dial This When Asked.

Please circulate URGENTLY.
New Trick of Jehadi Muslim Terrorists to Frame Innocent People!!
If you receive a phone call on your Mobile from any person saying that they are checking your mobile line, and you have to press #90 or #09 or any other number.
End this call immediately without pressing any numbers.
Team there is a fraud company using a device that once you press #90 or #09
they can access your SIM card and make calls at your expense.
Forward this message to as many friends as u can, to stop it.
This information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia.
There are over 3 million affected mobile phones.
You can check this news at CNN web site also.

http://www.chennai.bsnl.co.in/News/MobileDosNDonts.htm
BHARAT SANCHAR NIGAM LIMITED
(A Government of India Enterprise )

How to detect HIDDEN CAMERA in TRIAL ROOM

2011-07-25T01:11:00.000-07:00

How to detect HIDDEN CAMERA in TRIAL ROOM

Infront of the trial room take your mobile and make sure that mobile can make calls....... .
Then enter into the trail room, take your mobile and make a call.....
If u can't make a call......!! !!
There is a hidden camera......

This is due to the interference of fibre optic during the signal transfer.... ..

Please forward this to your friends to educate this issue to the public......

To prevent our innocent sisters and ladies from HIDDEN CAMERA...... ......

Cleanroom Software

2011-05-15T00:27:00.000-07:00

Index

Contents

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· Abstract

· What is Clean room Software?

· Evolution of Clean room Software.

· Clean room Software Technology

· Changing the organization

a) Introductory Implementation

b) Full Implementation

c) Advanced Implementation

· Myths and Realities surrounding Cleanroom

· Object Oriented Software Engineering and Cleanroom

· Box Structure

a) Black Box

b) State Box

c) Clear Box

· Clean room and Capability Maturity Model

· Key Factor : Incremental Development Life Cycle

· Clean room Comparison

· Benefits of clean room Software

· Clean room Software Today

· Summary

Abstract

The clean room process is a theory-based , team – oriented process for the development and certification of high – reliability software systems under statistical quality control. Its principal objective is to develop software that exhibits zero failures in use. For this purpose the life cycle is different from conventional software development techniques.

The approach combines mathematical- based methods of software specification, design and correctness verification with statically, usage-based testing to certify software fitness for use. Therefore the goals in this method is to reduce the failures found during testing by enabling good and correct designs that avoid rework. Most designs pass through detailed specifications bad modeling which are evaluated and proved for correctness using formal methods.

INTRODUCTION

What is Clean Room Software?

Clean room combines formal methods of requirements and design with statistical usage testing to produce software with nearly none or no effects. Software development follows some model. A really bad model (but very common) is:

“Code and fix”

“Design at the keyboard”

These make a programmer figure out what a program needs to do, design algorithms, data, write it and debug it at the same time. A lot of different kinds of work all done mixed together . This is very difficult.

Clean room software engineering is a theory – based, team-oriented process for development and certification of high-reliability software systems under statistical quality control. A principle objective of the Clean room process is development of software that exhibits zero failures in use. The Clean room name is borrowed from hardware Clean rooms , with their emphasis on rigorous engineering discipline and focus on defect prevention rather than defect removal

Why Clean room Software?

Developing Software under statistical quality control:-

The Clean room process embeds software development and within a statistical quality control framework. Mathematically – based software development processes are employed to create software that is correct by design, and statistical usage testing processes are employed to provide inferences about software reliability. This systematic process of certification of software fitness for use at delivery.

The value of process under statistical quality control is well illustrated by modern manufacturing processes where the sampling of output is directly fed back into processes to control quality. Once the discipline of statistical quality control is in place, management has objective visibility into the software development process and can control process changes to control product quality.

Key characteristics of the Clean room process are an incremental development life cycle and independent quality assessment through statistical testing. The development life cycle starts with a specification that not only defines function and performance requirements, but also identifies operation usage of the software and a nested sequence of user-function.

Clean room Application and results:

The Clean room processes can be applied to development software of new software systems and evolution of legacy systems:

· New Systems:

The Clean room processes provide a rigorous management and technical framework for developing new software systems under intellectual control. Theory-based processes for specification, design, and verification produce software that exhibits very high quality at the inception of testing. Incremental development permits early quality assessment though of testing. Incremental development permits early quality through statistical testing and user feedback on system function , and avoids risks associated with component integration late in the cycle.

Legacy Systems:

Modifications and extensions to legacy systems can be developed with the Clean room processes. Components of legacy systems can be re-engineered to Clean room quality use of structuring, design abstraction, correctness verification, and statistical testing techniques.

Clean room is language-environment and application – independent and has been used to develop and evolve a variety of systems, including real-time, embedded, host, distributed, workstation , client – server and microcode systems. Clean room prototyping and object-oriented development and component functional semantics and certification of component reliability.

The processes has been demonstrated in software development projects in industry, as well as in NASA and the DoD STARS (Software Technology for Adaptable , Reliable System) program. Experience has shown substantial improvements over traditional results.

Quality:-

Improvements of 10 to 20x and substantially more over baseline performance have been reported. Failures in field use have been greatly reduced over prior experience.

For Example,

IBM developed an embedded, real-time, bus architecture, multiple-processor device controller product that exhibited no failures in three years use at over 300 customer locations.

Productivity:

Significant improvements over baseline performance have been reported.

For Example,

An Ericson Telecom project to develop a 374 KLOC operating system reported a network management productivity and an IBM project to develop a network management and outage avoidance product reported a 2x improvement in development project reported a 4.6x productivity gain.

Life Cycle Costs:

Reductions in life cycle costs through decreases in testing, error correction and maintenance have been reported.

For Example,

IBM developed a COBOL structuring product that exhibited just seven minor errors in the first three years of field use, all simple fixes , with a corresponding drop in maintenance costs compared to baseline for similar products.

Cat Listening to...

2011-05-14T21:30:00.000-07:00

LATA MANGESHKAR

HIMESH RESHAMIYA

ANUP JALOTA

KUMAR SANU

BABA RAMDEV

AND YOU...

Just For Smile

2011-05-14T21:13:00.000-07:00

Click and enjoy

2010-08-17T04:14:00.003-07:00

शायद ज़िन्दगी बदल रही है!!

2010-08-17T03:51:00.001-07:00

शायद ज़िन्दगी बदल रही है!!

जब मैं छोटा था, शायद दुनिया बहुत बड़ी हुआ करती थी..

मुझे याद है मेरे घर से "स्कूल" तक का वो रास्ता, क्या क्या नहीं था
वहां, चाट के ठेले, जलेबी की दुकान, बर्फ के गोले, सब कुछ,

अब वहां "मोबाइल शॉप", "विडियो पार्लर" हैं, फिर भी सब सूना है..

शायद अब दुनिया सिमट रही है...
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जब मैं छोटा था, शायद शामे बहुत लम्बी हुआ करती थी.

मैं हाथ में पतंग की डोर पकडे, घंटो उडा करता था, वो लम्बी "साइकिल रेस",
वो बचपन के खेल, वो हर शाम थक के चूर हो जाना,

अब शाम नहीं होती, दिन ढलता है और सीधे रात हो जाती है.

शायद वक्त सिमट रहा है..

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जब मैं छोटा था, शायद दोस्ती बहुत गहरी हुआ करती थी,

दिन भर वो हुज़ोम बनाकर खेलना, वो दोस्तों के घर का खाना, वो लड़कियों की
बातें, वो साथ रोना, अब भी मेरे कई दोस्त हैं,

पर दोस्ती जाने कहाँ है, जब भी "ट्रेफिक सिग्नल" पे मिलते हैं "हाई" करते
हैं, और अपने अपने रास्ते चल देते हैं,

होली, दिवाली, जन्मदिन , नए साल पर बस SMS आ जाते हैं

शायद अब रिश्ते बदल रहें हैं..

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जब मैं छोटा था, तब खेल भी अजीब हुआ करते थे,

छुपन छुपाई, लंगडी टांग, पोषम पा, कट थे केक, टिप्पी टीपी टाप.

अब इन्टरनेट, ऑफिस, हिल्म्स, से फुर्सत ही नहीं मिलती..

शायद ज़िन्दगी बदल रही है.
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जिंदगी का सबसे बड़ा सच यही है.. जो अक्सर कबरिस्तान के बाहर बोर्ड पर
लिखा होता है.

"मंजिल तो यही थी, बस जिंदगी गुज़र गयी मेरी यहाँ आते आते "
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जिंदगी का लम्हा बहुत छोटा सा है.

कल की कोई बुनियाद नहीं है

और आने वाला कल सिर्फ सपने मैं ही हैं.

अब बच गए इस पल मैं..

तमन्नाओ से भरे इस जिंदगी मैं हम सिर्फ भाग रहे हैं..

इस जिंदगी को जियो न की काटो

Must Read

2010-06-05T22:40:00.001-07:00

Dear All

This is Priceless!

Can I Borrow $5?

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her

at the door.

SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?'

MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman.

SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?'

MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily.

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

MUM: 'If you must know, I make $20 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: "Mummy, may I please borrow $5?"

The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door..

The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $5 and he really didn't ask for money very often.The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' She asked.

'No Mummy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the woman. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $5 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you Mummy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the mother grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Mummy, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow.

I would like to have dinner with you.'

The mother was crushed. She put her arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $20 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

Please don't break this even if you only send it to one person. Thanks

"A Day without Laughter is a day wasted!"

Speech by Chetan Bhagat at Symbiosis

2010-04-05T08:28:00.000-07:00

Don't just have career or academic goals.
Set goals to give you a balanced, successful life.
I use the word balanced before successful, Balanced means ensuring your health,relationships, mental peace are all in good order.
There is no point of getting a promotion on the day of your break-up.
There is no fun in driving a car if your back hurts.
Shopping is not enjoyable if your mind is full of tensions.
"Life is one of those races in nursery school where you have to run with a marble in a spoon kept in your mouth. If the marble falls, there is no point coming first.. Same is with life where health and relationships are the marble. Your striving is only worth it if there is harmony in your life. Else, you may achieve the success, but this spark, this feeling of being excited and alive, will start to die.
One thing about nurturing the spark - don't take life seriously. Life is not meant to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a prepaid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends.

Do we really need to get so worked up?

It's ok, bunk a few classes, scoring low in couple of papers, goof up a few interviews, take leave from work, fall in love, little fights with your spouse. We are people, not programmed devices.

"Don't be serious, be sincere."

God gave me nothing i wanted, He gave me everything I needed.

Deforestation

2010-04-03T02:07:00.000-07:00

Save Trees- Save Life - HELP TO GROW MORE TREES

Friendship

2010-03-28T07:01:00.000-07:00

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! Read the bottom after the cartoon.

For guyz n girlz

2010-03-18T07:01:00.001-07:00

Shakespeare said, "A Boy & A Girl can never be Friends forever."

Lincoln said, "Friendship is the starting step for what we call Love."

Wordsworth said, "Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Frndship is nothng but indirectly saying, I LOVE U."

Jackie Chan said, "Love is a everlasting Friendship."

Michael Jackson said,"If one can bcum ur Best Friend, then He or She can easily become ur Life Partner!

For all those guyz n girlz who say "They are just friends".

How to Face Interview without any Mistake?

2010-03-16T23:40:00.000-07:00

Now a days, everyone trying to get good Job, but not all the people be successful. What is the reason?. The mail reason is they don't prepare well for the Interview session. After all if they don't prepare for the interview very well, how they people bacome successful?... because , "The first Impression is the last Impression".

Here I going to tell how to face an Interview without any mistake. Read it carefully and do it. All the Best!.

Lying

Although it's tempting, it doesn't work. By all means gloss over the unflattering things. But out-right fibbing NEVER pays.
"If you tell the truth, you never have to remember anything."Think about it. They will catch you out later.

Slating your current company or boss

Fed up with your current job and would give anything to leave because they've treated you badly? Your job interview is NOT the time to seek revenge. Bear in mind that the interviewer will be listening to your answers and thinking about what it would be like to work with you. Ask yourself: do you like working with people who constantly criticize others? Isn't it a bit wearing? The trouble is that the interviewer draws massive conclusions from your answers. So your throwaway comment about your boss or employer may be interpreted to be your "standard" way of thinking. It makes you look bad, not your employer.

Being Rude

If you find you were accidentally rude, then apologise calmly and genuinely. Then leave it behind you and get on with the rest of the interview. If you dwell on it, it will affect your performance. What's "rude"? Well, that depends on your audience. As a rule of thumb, avoid cracking jokes about potentially sensitive topics and beware of being too "pally" with the interviewer: polite and friendly is enough. After all, you're not in the pub with them. So stay professional. Also bear in mind that everyone you meet could be involved in the selection process. So blanking the receptionist or talking down to the junior members of staff could cost you the job.

Complaining

Ok, so your train journey might have been a nightmare and maybe you thought the tube would never arrive, or the tailbacks on the motorway were endless. But your interviewer doesn't want to know that!
Complaining, even in jest, is not a recommended icebreaker. It may be completely harmless, or it might simply make the interviewer switch off. Don't let complaining set the tone for the interview!

Talking about people you don't get on with at work

These days, it's common to be asked how you deal with conflict. Companies realise the importance of interpersonal relationships in the working environment. So if they ask you about difficult people or situations, make sure you hold back from character assassination and blaming others for problems because it won't do you any favours! If you accidentally do "break" this rule, apologise and explain what you "really" meant.

Not Being Prepared

Re-read the relevant version of your CV and the job advert, just before the interview. You'd be surprised how many people can't remember what they wrote on their CV. And if you remember what type of person the job advert was looking for, it's easier to demonstrate that you have those qualities.
Make sure you've brought with you anything you were asked for. It's fine to bring a note-pad and pen, but make sure they're tidy. It's even ok to bring notes with you; particularly if you have any questions you want to ask. It shows you're taking the job application seriously. Ill-prepared candidates rarely get job offers.

Appearing to be too nervous, or too confident

If you appear too nervous they'll think you're not confident enough to do the job. However, appearing too confident will make them think you won't fit into the team. If interview nerves are an issue for you, it's worth getting practical help from a professional, such as an interview coach.

Not having researched the company

As a general rule, the more famous the brand, the more they will expect you to have done your homework. Researching the company shows you're serious about the job.

I hope these some steps will help you a lot. Best of luck for the Interview!.

/-\TT|T|_||)E |20CKS

2010-03-13T00:04:00.000-08:00

This is attitude
IF AN EGG IS BROKEN BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE..A LIFE ENDS.
IF AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN...... .LIFE BEGINS.
GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN .

This is attitude
IT'S BETTER TO LOSE YOUR EGO TO THE ONE YOU LOVE.
THAN TO LOSE THE ONE YOU LOVE ....... BECAUSE OF EGO

This is attitude
WHY WE HAVE SO MANY TEMPLES , IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE ?

A WISE MAN SAID :
AIR IS EVERYWHERE,
BUT WE STILL NEED A FAN TO FEEL IT .

This is attitude
WHEN YOU TRUST SOMEONE TRUST HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT
ANY DOUBT....... AT THE END YOU WOULD GET ONE OF THE TWO :
EITHER A LESSON FOR YOUR LIFE OR A VERY GOOD PERSON

(Hillary and Tensing in picture)

This is attitude
LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACT TRUE TO YOUR FACE ........

IT'S ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO REMAIN TRUE BEHIND YOUR BACK

This is attitude
SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES ,

MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.

This is attitude
THE WORST IN LIFE IS "ATTACHMENT " IT HURTS WHEN YOU LOSE IT. THE BEST THING IN LIFE IS " LONELINESS "
BECAUSE IT TEACHES YOU EVERYTHING AND, WHEN YOU LOSE IT, YOU GET EVERYTHING.

This is attitude
“The greatest waste in the world is the difference between what we are and what we could become.”
Ben Herbste

LoGiCaL qUoTeS...!!!

2010-02-06T20:46:00.001-08:00

I was born intelligent -

education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....

But nobody's perfect..... .

so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,

people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.

There's Mastercard & Visa.

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If your father is a poor man,

it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man,

it's your stupidity.

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One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in

life.

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The wise never marry.

and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow

what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"

So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day

Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"

But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"

I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. why learn.

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... .......... ......

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....

what more can I say........

WHERE TO CROSS THE BORDER

2010-02-06T20:21:00.000-08:00

WHERE TO CROSS THE BORDER

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labor.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard From Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will Arrested, Prosecuted And Send To Prison And Deported

If You Are A Pakistani or a Bangladeshi And Illegally Cross The Indian Border You Get
-A Ration Card,
-Passport ( 1 or more)
-Haj Subsidy,
-A Drivers License,
- Voter Identity Card,
-Job Reservation,
-Special Privileges,
-Credit Cards,
-Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
-Free Education,
-Free Health Care,
-A Lobbyist In New Delhi
- The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home

-A free plot of land for below poverty line

And Voting Rights!!

History remembers only Kings, Not the Soldiers. So work to be a king as fast as possible.

A Brilliant Conversation between Student and Professor - Good One

2010-02-06T20:10:00.001-08:00

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof:
So you believe in God?

Student:
Absolutely, sir.

Prof
: Is God good?

Student:
Sure.

Prof:
Is God all-powerful?

Student
: Yes..

Prof:
My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm? size=2>
(Student is silent.)

Prof:
You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?

Student:
Yes.

Prof:
Is Satan good?

Student
: No.

Prof:
Where does Satan come from?

Student:
From....God...

Prof:
That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student:
Yes.

Prof:
Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student:
Yes.

Prof:
So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)

Prof:
Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student:
Yes, sir.

Prof:
So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)

Prof:
Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.
Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?

Student:
No, sir.

Prof:
Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student:
No, sir.

Prof:
Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student:
No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof:
Yet you still believe in Him?

Student:
Yes.

Prof:
According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?

Student:
Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof:
Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student:
Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof:
Yes.

Student:
And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof:
Yes.

Student:
No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student
: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat..
But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't
go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold .. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat
.. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student:
What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof:
Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student :
You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In
reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Prof:
So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student:
Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof:
Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student:
Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought.. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is
not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof:
If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student:
Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student:
Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)

Student:
Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student
: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.

Prof:
I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student:
That is it sir... The link between Man & God is FAITH .. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation....and if so...you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same...won't you?....
this is a true story, and the

student was none other than.............

the former president of India..
Shri. A PJ Abdul Kalam...

SAD HEART TOUCH SMS

2010-02-03T21:47:00.001-08:00

Hume Apne Pyar ka Hisab nahi aata,
Unka Palatkar Koi Javab nahi aata,
Hum to unki yaad me sote tak nahi,
aur unko sokar bhi hamara khwab nahi aata...

Har sapna sach nahi hota,
har phool gale ka haar nahi hota,
Yu to zindagi mein hazaroon milte hain,
Par har kisise pyarr nahi hota

Yu tho koi bhi bewafa nahi hota,
Chaha kar bhi kisi se Juda nahin hota,
Mohobbat ko majbooriyan hi le dubti hain,
Varna koi khushi se bewafa nahi hota.

Aasoo-on Ke Chalne Ki Aawaaz Nahi Hoti,
Dil Ke Tootne Ki Aahat Nahi Hoti,
Agar Hota Khuda Ko Har Dard Ka Ehsaas,
To Usey Dard Dene Ki Aadat Nahi Hoti!

Jaise chahate hum unhe, vo bhi chahate to koi baat hoti,
paane ka armaan to tha, bin maange mil jate to kya bat hoti

Unhone apna Kabhi banaya hi nahi,
jhootha hi sahi, pyar dikhaya hi nahi,
galatiyan apani, hum maan bhi jate,
par kya kare kusur hamara humne batayaan hi nahi

khuli ankho ka nazara ajeeb tha,
jinake liye hum roz karte the duaa,
vo kisi aur ka naseeb tha
,zara dekhiye to hamari badnaseebi,
ghar bhi jalta raha aur samandar bhi kareeb tha

Itni bedardi se dil ko mere voh tod degi,
yeh maloom na tha mujhe akela voh chhor degi,
aey mere masoom dil tu tanhai se pyar kar le,
bewafa bhi ab wafa ka saath chhor degi.

Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka maza malum He,
dard-e-dil k Imtehan Malum He,
Mujhe muskurane ki Dua Na do,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza Malum He!

Teri Dosti ne diya SAKOON itna,
Ke tere baad koi ACHA na lagey,
Tujhe karni hai BEWAFAI to is ada se kar,
Ke tere baad koi BEWAFA na lage

'Kisi ne rula ke luta kisi ne hasakar luta,
kisi ne ghar aakar luta to kisi ne ghar bulakar luta,
jo aise na lut pye usne apna bana k luta!

Palko k kinare hmne bhigoye hi nhi,
Wo sochte h hm juda hoke roye nhi,
Wo puchte h khwabo me kise dekhte ho,
Or hum he ki ek arse se soye nhi!

Dard Jitna He Mri Nigaho Me,
Paoge N Utna Kisi Ki Raho Me,
Bitani Chahte The Zindgi Jiski Baho Me,
Maut Bhi Na Mil Pai Unki Panaho me!

Dosto Ne Dosti Me Rula Diya,
Kya Hua Jo Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hume Bhula Diya,
Hum To Waise Bhi Akele The,
Kya Hua Jo Tumne Ye Ehsaas Dila Diya!

Dil ke rishte ka koi naam nahi hota,
har rishte ka mukaam nahi hota,
Agar nibhane ki chahat ho dono taraf,
to koi rishta Nakaam Nahi Hota

Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nhi ata,
Isiliye ishq ki bazi hm har gaye,
Meri zindgi se shayd unhe bhut pyar tha,
Isiliye mujhe zinda hi mar gaye!

Love SMS

2010-02-03T21:29:00.000-08:00

Aey khuda aankho ko kuchh aisi khudai de,Jidhar dekhu udhar vahi dikhai de,kas hvaon me talmel rahe aisa,unhe pukaru aur sirf unhiko sunai de

Khamosh palko se bh kr jb ansu ate he, ap kya jane kitne ap yaad ate he, aaj b us mod pe khade he hum jha apne kha tha thahro hm abhi ate he

tum ruthte gye hm mnate rhe, tumhari raho me palkein bichhate rhe, tumne kbhi palat ke bhi nhi dekha aur hum aankh jhapkane se b katrate rhe

muttazar hu kabse ki saba teri aankhon me aye, mil jae is dard ko dava agar maut teri baho me aye.

DUAA ME LABO PER SAWAL RAKHNA, NIGAH PER APNI KAMAL RAKHNA, DENA CHAHTE HO AGER KHUSHIYA HAME, TO KHUSH REHNA AUR APNA KHAYAL RAKHNA

Duao ki bhid me ek dua hmari hogi, jis me mangi hamne har khusi tumhari hogi, jb koi khushi aapko mile to samaj lena dua kabu hmari hui hogi

pyar hmne kr liya nibhana baki he, apko pyar ka nzrana dena baki he, wqt mile to dena awaz hume,hm de denge jaan,shayad ab vahi dena baki he

dua karte he sar ko jukaye, jaan tu apni har manjil ko paye, agar teri rahome kabhi andhera aaye, to khuda roshni ke liye hame jalaye...

Nanhe se dil me armaan koi rakhna, Duniya ki bhid me pehchan koi rakhna, Achhe nahi lagte jab rahte ho udas, In hotho pe sda muskan vhi rakhna

Why do I remember you? It's my choice. It proves that I care. Why do I care? I don't know, it's not my choice but my heart's.

Lambi muddat se dur he humtum, Ek zamane ke bad milna achcha hoga, Sagar se gehra laga apka PYAR,Terna to ata tha par dubna achcha laga

I'm not a clock that can sms u 24Hrs a dayBt my Heart is like a clock that cares, remembers n prays non-stop for a sweet1 which is u...janu

Mila he sab kuch to fariyad kya kare, Dil he pareshan to jazbat kya kare, Tum kahte ho tumhe yaad nahi karte, Bhule hi nahi use yaad kya kare..

Maza ata hai tumhe satane me,Ruthe na koi to kya maza manane me,Ek tumhi se to hai khusi zara si warna rakha kya he is zamane me..

Sukh unko milta hai jo dukh ko sahte he, Ansu unke bahte hai jo yaadon me rahte he, aur hum sms unhe bhejte he jo hamare dil me rahte he..

** I have a heart n that is true, But now it has gone from me to you, So care for it just like I do, Coz I have no heart n U have two. **

Marte Marte Jina Jindagi Hai,Rote Rote Hasna Jindagi Hai,Es Jindagi Ko Badi Shan Ne Jina Kyoki Kisi Aur Ke Liye Jina Bhi Jindagi Hai,,,

Khudane kaha PYAR na kar, PYAR me tu kahi kho jayega.
Maine kaha "E khuda kabhi zamin par ake mere PYAR se mil tu bhi upar jana bhul jayega"

Lafz na nikle phir bhi awaz hoti he
Kuch lamho ki bat bhut khas hoti he
Ap chahe mane ya na mane lekin ap ki yad hamesha dil ke paas hoti he

Ashq bahe toehsas hota hai,
Pyar ke bina jiven kitna udas hota hai,
Umar ho apki sitaro si lambi,
aisa PYAR kaha har kisi ke pass hota hai..

Kash dil ki awaj me itna asar ho jaye,
Hum apko yad kare aur apko khabar ho jaye,
Aaj rab se itni hi dua hai,
AAp jo chaho wo apko mil jaye

Jindgi me Bahut bar Wqt aisa ayega,
Jb tumko chahne wala hi tumko rulayega.
Mgar Vshwas Rkhna uspar,
Akele me wo tumse b jyada Ansu Bahayega

yaad me sb ku6 bhulaye bethe hai,
Chirag khushion ke jalaye bethe hai,
Hm to marenge unki hi baho me ye mout se shrt lagaye bethe hai

Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
Jo na dekha wo sama hoga,
Us jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam,
Aap sa hasin dusra kaha hoga...

se barsat hoti he jab yaad apki sath hoti he
Jb bhi busy rahe mobile hmara samaj lena apki salamati ke liye hmari khuda se bat hoti he

Jingadi mein Hamesha naye log milenge,
Kabhi jyada to kabhi km milenge,
Aitbar zara sochkar karna,
mumkin nhi har jagah tumhe hum hi milenge

pe kurban hmari yari he
Hskr mr jayege iski b taiyari he,
ye silsila n khtm ho hmari yari ka
lo hamne tumhe yad kiya ab tumhari bari he

Ansu tere nikle to Aankh meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kre hmara pyar itna gahera ho ki,
Sans teri ruke or mout meri ho

Kisi 1 se kro pyar itna ki kisi aurSe pyar krne ki gunjaish na rahe,
Wo muskuraye ap ko dekhkar ek bar,
To zindgi se fir koi khwaish na rhe

Ho nahi sakta mujhe aapki yaad na aye,
Apko bhulu wo ehsas na aye,
Aap bhule to aap par koi anch na aye,
Hum bhule to hame agli saans na aye

Karni he khuda se ek gujaris,
Tere pyar ke siva koi bandagi na mile.
Har janam me mile pyar tera,
Ya phir kabhi jindagi na mile....

Aapki palko par khwab rah jaye koi,
Aapki sanso me naam likh jaye koi,
Chalo wada raha bhul jana hame,
Agar humse achha ASHIQ mil jaye koi.

Yaad wo nahi jo tanha kar jati he,
Yaad wo nahi jo rushwai me ati he,
Yaad to wo hai jo lakho logo ki bhid me Tanha kar jati hai...Miss You.

Su kahu tmne ke koni yad ave 6,
Je pl pl mne ketlu trsave 6,
Atit na sambhrna ni vato pn kevi 6,
Hu 1var bhulu ene ane e 100var yad ave 6

Kinaro ki had nahi hoti,
Sitaro ki ginti nahi hoti,
Bachke rehna meri JAAN,
kyoki hamare dil me basne valo ki jamanat nahi hoti...

Khuda kre tere dl ki dhdkan ruk jaye,
Tujhe mera dil diya jaye,
Me jinda rhu ya na rhu,
Par tere liye kitna pyar he uska ehsas tujhe ho jaye

Ye choti si ibadat bada sila degi,
Gulab ki tarha apka chahra khila degi,
Mat chodna kabhi hamari yaad ko,
yaade khud apko humse mila dengi.

GUJARATI

Jindagi aam to amari 6e pan thodi maherbani tamari 6e,
Rekhao bhale rahi tamara hath ma..
Pan dhyan thi juo ema takdidir amari 6e..

Jindagi me Koi Khas tha,
Tanhai ke siva kuchh na paa tha,
Pato lete jindagi ki har khusi JANU,
Lekin har khusi me teri kami ka ahsas tha...

Hme Jrurat he aj Sanso se Jyada apki,
jese hoti he sangit ko rag ki,
Kash de Skte Sbut to ap jaan pate,
Kya he AHMIYAT Hmari jindagi me apki

PYAR insan ki jarurat hain,
Dilo par PYAR ki hukumat hain,
Apke PYAR ki wajah se zinda hain,
Warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarurat hai..
-PraMay

Khamoshiyon ki b dhimi si awaz he,
Tanhaiyon mein b ek gehra raaz he,
Milte nahi sachche log yahan sabko,
Ap jo mile to hme khud par naaz he.

Pyar or dosti me itna fark he,
Pyar ne sahara diya, dost ne sath nibhaya,
kise gehra kahu yaaro,
1ne jindagi di to dusre ne jina sikhaya.

Dur n jaya kro,dil tdap jata he,
Apke khyal me wqt guzr jata he,
Aaj pu6a he dil ne 1 sawal apse,
Kya dur rehkar apko b hamara khyal ata he?

Zruri nahi ki jeene ka sahara ho,
Jise chaho wo tumhara ho,
Dub jaye kasti hamari hume gum nahi,
Bs tamanna hai ki dubne tak sath tumhara ho

1 hi tamana he is fakir ke pas,
Meri tasvir lgana apni taswir ke pas,
Jb log dekhe to ye kahe dekho,
Ranjha kaise betha he apni heer ke pas

Fasle bahut hain par itna maan lo
Karib rehkar bhi koi khas nahi hota,
Aap hamare khayalo me itne karib hain,
Ki faslo ka ehsas nahi hota...

Nigaho me koi khwab na raha,
Is dil me koi armaan na raha,
Pyar mila apka hume zamin par,
Ke ab JANNAT ka bhi arman na raha...

Tarasti nazro ne har pal tera didar manga,
jaise amavas ne har rat CHAND manga,
Ruth gaya wo khuda bhi humse,
Jb hr dua me apka PYAR manga..

Meri dua h tu sabse nek seerat ho,
Teri tarh tera dil b khubsurt ho,
Dua se pahle mile tujko jo tu chahe,
Khud dua ko teri hatho ki zrurt ho

Ae palaktu bandh ho ja,
Khwabo me unki surat to najar aayegi,
Intezar to subah se dubara suru hoga,
Kam se kam raat to khusi se kat jayegi.

Dono ankho me ask diya karte he,
Hum apni ninde tere naam kiya karte he,
Jabbhi palke jabke apki,
Samaj lena hum apko yaad kiya karte he..

Dur hai tumse to kuchh gam nahi,
Dur rehkar bhi bhulne vale hum nahi,
Baat na ho to kya hua,
Apki yaad mulakat se kam nahi...

wen msg cums,i open my inbox thnkng its u
Bt wen d msg isnt frm u
I dont get disappointed
I stil njoy dat moment which MadeMe think of u.

Tamana-e-ishq to hum bhi rakhte hai,
kisi ke dil me hum bhi dhadkte hai,
Na jane hume woh kab milenge,
jiske liye hum roz tadpte hai..

under d sky so blu, i met some1 so true, now the world seems so new, a rare gem amongd few, my frnd & dat's u! Happy Frndshipday

Sabke chahne se har baat nahi hoti,
Thodese andhere se rat nahi hoti,
Jo jindagi me sabse pyara he,
Kya kare har roz usse mulakat nahi hoti

Khusi itni ho ki dikha sako,
Gum bas itna ho ki chupa sako,
Jindagi me kam se kam 1dost esa rakhna,
Jiske liye ap mood-off me b muskura sako

Tanha ho,kabhi to mujko dhundna,
Duniya se nahi dil se puchhna,
AasPas hi kahi basey rahte he hum,
Yadon se nahi sath gujare lamho se puchna

Ye hakikat he kahi khwab to nahi,
Hume koi yad kare aisi koi bat to nahi,
Fir b na jane q ehsas hua jese kisine yad kiya,
Kahi vo ap to nahi

Ye dil apko bhula nahi sakta,
Aisa kyun hai bata nahi sakta,
Muskil to ye hai apko yakeen nahi,
Aur dil cheer ke main dikhanai sakta...

Zindagi ap bin ulfat si lagti he,
1 pal judai mudat si lagti he,
Phle to ehsas tha par ab to yakin he,
Hr lamho pr ap ki zarurat si lagti he

Apki ankho me ye jo nami si chayi he,
Wo mere dur hone ki gavahi he,
Yaad itna na kiya karo mujhe,
Hichki lekar meri jaan nikal ayi he...

Milna to sirf ittefaq he
Ye to dilo ki mulakat he
Pyar nhi dekhta ye din he ya rat he
Isme to sirf TOPRAPAK k mithas & PANIPURI ki pyas he

Kuch log khas hote he,
Har pal pas hote he,
Khusiyon me shamil hote he aur gum me bhi sath rehte he,
Log unhe dost, hum unhe "AAP" kehte he.

Kash mere wajud me wo utar jaye,
Me dekhu aina aur wo nazar aye,
Wo ho samne to waqt thahr jaye,
aur Usse dekhte dekhte jindagi gujar jaye

Aasman me jitne sitare he,
Ankho me jitne ishare he,
samunder ke jitne kinare he,
Utne dost hamare he,
Magar aap.. sab se pyare he...

KL rat meri ankh se 1ansu nikal aya,
Mene usse pu6a tu bhar kyun aya?
To usne btaya koi teri ankho me itna he smya
K me chah kr b na rh pay

Bhej kar sms dil se yaad kiya,
Fir na kehna apko bhula diya.
Ab koi bahana na hoga,
Padhkar sms hamara apko muskurana hoga...keep smiling

I dropped a tear in the ocean
The day you find it, is the day i'll stop missing you...

Tum lakh bhulake dekhlo,
Hum fir bhi apni kami jatate rahenge,
Tum kitna bhi pani pike dekhlo,
Hum fir bhi Hichkiyo ke sath yaad ate rahenge

Someone asked me 4 hw long will u both be frnds.
I remained $ilent
Because
I didn't know
which1 is Longer(';')

" Always" or "Forever"

Beeti yaado me na dhundo hame
Dil me hm bs jayenge
Tamanna ho gr milne ki
To ON kro apna mobile
Inbox me hm mil jayenge

Hsrto k riwazo ka skt pehra hai
Na jane yeDil kis umid Pr thahera hai
Teri ankhon se chlkte gm Ki ksm
Tumse pyar ka rishta bahut gahera hai

Jub Khamosh Ankho Se Bat Hoti He
Aise Hi Mohobat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Me Khoye Rehte Hai
Pata Nhi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti

Har rasta ek safar chahta hai,
Har musafir ek humsafar chahta hai,
Jaise chahti hai chandni chand ko,
Koi hai jo aap ko is kadar chahta hai

Barsat me gulab achcha lagta he,
neend me khwab achcha lagta he,
Bas aap hame yaad karte rahe,
hame apka ye andaaz achcha lagta he.

Gum k bina jindgi adhuri he
Musafir fir b tera jana jaruri he
Mat ho apni jindagi se khafa
Kyuki,teri zindagi k bina b ek zindagi adhuri he

Kitne chehre he duniya me,
Magar ek hi chehra najar ata he,
Duniya ko ab kya dekhe,
Apki yaado me sara waqt guzar jata he...

Ankho pe ansu ki lakir bn gayi,
Socha n tha esi takdir bn gayi,
Hamne to yuhi firayi ret me ungaliya,
Gaur se dekha to apki tasvir bn gayi

Tamannao se bhari ho zindagi,
Khwahisho se bhara ho har pal,
Daaman bhi chota lagne lage,
Itni khushiya de apko anewala har pal..

Bikhr gaye sapne par arman wohi he,
Dur huye to ky magar pyar wohi he,
Jante he hum unko dekh nahi sakte,
Fir b in ankhon me intezar wohi he

Ye arzu nahi k kisiko bhulaye hm,
na tamanna he ki kisi par fanaa ho jaye hm,
Pr dua he rab se,
Jisko jitna yaad kare use b utna yaad aye hm

Rulana har kisiko ata he,
Hasana kisi kisi ko ata he,
Rulake jo mana le wo sachch yaar he,
Aur jo rula ke khud roye wo hi sachcha pyar he.

Andaze dosti to ek ada hai,
Uske bina jindagi me na maza hai,
Is liye kahte he humse na ruthna kabhi,
Kyunki dost ka ruthna bhi ek saza hai

Badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
Badi duaon se paya hai tujhe,
Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujhe..

Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nhi Jati,
Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nhi Jati,
Kuchh Logo Se Hota Hai Aisa Rishta,
Ki Door Rehkar B Unki Mehak Nhi Jati

'TUM' jante ho meri life ki sbse 'KIMTI' chiz kya hai?
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Is msg ka sabse pehla shabd......!
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Pratik

Aasu Aankh Se Kabhi Girne Na Paye,
Na Dard Ho Tujhe Na Kabhi Chot Aaye
Mere Hisse Me Khusiya Jyada To Nahi Pr
Rab Kare Wo Bhi Tumhe Mil Jaye

LuV is a soft feelings of Heart, But its very hard to feel & when it feels.its too hard to drop.Because TRUE LuV HAPPENS ONCE IN A LIFE!

Subham Karoti Kalyanam,

Aarogyam Dhan Sampada.

Shtru Buddhi Vinashya,

Deepam Jyoti Namostu-Te..

"SHUBHA DEEPAWALI"

Kanto ka dard fulo ki dali hi samje
Fulo ka dard mali hi samje
ye kesi rit bnayi kudaratne
Diye ka dil jale or log unhe DIWALI samje
Hw Sad!

Sweet like honey,costly like money.
Blessing like shower, smiling like flower.
Cool like ice,a frnd so nice.
Among vry few
& dats only you.

Wen U like sum1 deeply,
sum Misunderstandings arise.
bt dont feel bad bcoz sum Misunderstandings r needed 4 better understanding...

Khushiya agar dukan pe milti hoti
aur hame uski pehchan hoti
to bhar dete unka daaman khushiyo se
chahe uski kimat hamari jaan hoti..

Aaj kA Menu:
PyAr ki roti
CarE ki sAbJi
AffEction kA rAitA
Faith kA sALAd
FrnDShp ki swet Dish
OnLy 4U
UR BiL
Just 1 Sweet sMs
so Pay My biL

luv is to think abt sume1 else more tym in a day thn u think abt urself
luv is wen u dont want to go to sleep coz reality is better thn drm

LuV: It feels nice when u know that someone misses u, someone needs u..
But it feels much Better when u know that,
someone never forgets u!

TearZ R Langauge of Luv:
Wen tears come wit reason
means u got some problem
Bt wen tears come witout
reason means u r in LOVE

Dhadkan Humari Tumse Jo Kahe,
Sanso Ko B Uski Nazr Na Lage,
Bahut Khubsurat Hai Rishta Humara,
Dua Hai Ise KisiKi Nazr Na Lage!!