Crazy C.I.D. Facts


*Crazy C.I.D facts :*
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1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors,,
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2. C.I.D bureau has 1 Toyota quails since last 11 years,
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3. In entire 20 stored building of C.I.D only 7 people works,,
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4. There is no POLICE,,C.I.D handles every case.
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5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on
face.
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6. None of them ever got married,
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7. None of them ever got promotion, not even ACP.
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8. Salunke just presses CONTROL & ALT, & gets Finger prints tested,,
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9. people remember a person they just saw once & give excat sketch,
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10.End of episode,, all criminals get Fassi,,,!
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Be Careful






Please Be Extremely Careful especially
if using internet mail such as Yahoo,
Hotmail, AOL and so on.

This information arrived this morning direct from both Microsoft and Norton.

Please send it to everybody you know
who has access to the Internet.

You may receive an apparently
harmless email with a Power Point
presentation

'Life is beautiful.'

If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ,
and delete it immediately.

If you open this file, a message will
appear on your screen saying: 'It is
too late now, your life is no longer
beautiful.'

Subsequently you will LOSE
EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and
the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.

This is a new virus which started to
circulate on Tuesday  afternoon.

AOL has already confirmed the
severity, and the antivirus software's
are not capable of destroying it.

The virus has been created by a
hacker who calls himself 'life owner'

PLEASE SHARE THIS POST TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
and ask them to PASS IT ON
IMMEDIATELY
 

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sardar jokes

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi ji was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted,
"You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told her that I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok... Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!
 
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A WASTED DAY!!

mGinger Proof


32 Rs cheque to Manmohan Singh by Amit kumar Anand from Bihar

32 Rs cheque to Manmohan Singh by Amit kumar Anand from Bihar....



 आदरणीय प्रधानमंत्री जी,

मेरी
तरफ से बहुत बहुत बधाई स्वीकार करे.

चूँकि
आपने हम सब भारतीयों का सपना पूरा किया है . हम सब भारतीय अमीर बनने के सपने देखा करते थे ओर अपने एक ही झटके मे हम सबका अमीर बनने का सपना पूरा कर दिया.

इसके
लिए आप और सोनिया गाँधी बहुत ही बधाई के पात्र है ...

आपने
[ क्योंकि योजना आयोग का मुखिया प्रधानमंत्री होता है ] सुप्रीम कोर्ट मे जो हलफनामा दिया की ३२ रूपये रोज कमाने वाला व्यक्ति अमीर है इससे हम सब भारतीयओ का सर गर्व से ऊँचा हो गया है. आखिर हम सब भारतीय अमीरों की परिभाषा मे जो गए.

प्रधानमंत्री
जी शायद आपको फ़्रांसिसी क्रांति की कुछ जानकारी जरुर होगी .. एक बार जब फ्रांस का राजा अपनी रानी के साथ अपनी आलीशान बघ्घी मे जा रहा था तो उसके पीछे फ्रांस की भूखी और गरीब जनता रोटी रोटी रोटी चिल्ला रही थी फिर रानी ने बघ्घी रोककर जनता से कहा कि यदि तुम्हारे पास खाने को रोटी नहीं है तो तुम लोग केक क्यों नहीं खाते ?

आज
आपकी पार्टी ने इस देश मे भी ठीक यही हालत पैदा कर दिए है ... एक तरफ आपकी सरकार के स्वाथ्य मंत्री संसद मे बयान देते है कि हमने इस देश को मेडिकल टूरिज्म हब बना दिया है लेकिन आश्चर्य कि बात है कि आपकी पार्टी की अध्यक्ष सोनिया जी को भी आपकी सरकार पर विश्वास नहीं है इसलिए ही तो वे अपना खुद का इलाज भारत के बजाय अमेरिका मे करवाने गयी...
[ अब वे अमेरिका गयी के नहीं ये मत जानीये ]

आपको
मैंने ३२ रूपये का एक चेक भेजा है और मै आपसे गुजारिश करता हूँ कि आप एक दिन जरा ईमानदारी से ३२ रूपये पर गुजारा करके तो देखिये...