21st century

  WELCOME TO THE

�� 21ST CENTURY!!! ��

*Our Phones ~  

               Wireless

*Cooking ~

              �� Fireless

 *Cars ~

            Keyless

 Food ~

            Fatless

 Tyres ~

           ⚪ Tubeless

*Dress ~ 

           Sleeveless

���� Youth ~

          Jobless

*Leaders ~

           Shameless

 Relationships ~

        �� Meaningless

*Attitude ~

         �� Careless

 Feelings ~

          Heartless

 Education ~

        ✖ Valueless

 Children ~

     ��Mannerless

Everything is becoming   

      LESS

but still our hopes are

     ��  Endless.

 In fact we r ~ 

         Speechless



Happy women's day

“The Best Lines ever said by a Man....."
When I was born, A Woman was there to hold me......
My Mother

As I grew up as a child, A woman was there to care & play with me.....                                                        My sister

I went to school, A Woman was there to help me learn......
My Teacher

I became depressed when I lost, A Woman was there to offer a shoulder...
My Girlfriend


I needed compatibility, company & Love, A Woman was there for me..
My Wife

I became tough, A Woman was there to melt me..... 
My Daughter

When I will die, A Woman will be there to absorb me in.......
Motherland

If you are a Man, value every Woman...&.
 

If you are a Woman, feel proud to be one
 happy women's day.

Happy men's day

Jaane kab aayega..... Happy men's day 

 
For the 1st time SOMETHING  on a MAN. Do read it.

 

 
Who is a MAN?

 

 
>A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts     compromising at a very tender age.

 

 
>He sacrifices his chocolates for his  sister.

 

 
>He sacrifices his dreams for just a  smile on his parents face.

 

 
>He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the girl       he loves just to see her smiling

 

 
>He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late   at night without any complain.

 

 
>He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them   for lifetime.

 

 
>He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife   & boss.

 

 
>His mother, wife & boss all try to control him.

 

 
>His life finally ends up only by compromising for others'   happiness.

 

 
BECHARA MARD...!?

 

 
Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,

 

 
Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,

 

 
Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,

 

 
Chup rahe to DARPOK,

 

 
Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,

 

 
Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,

 

 
Bachhon ko dante to ZALIM,

 

 
Na dante to LAPARWAH,

 

 
Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,

 

 
Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA,

 

 
Maa ki mane to CHAMCHA,

 

 
Biwi ki sune to JORU KA GULAM...

 

 
Na Jane Kab Aayega,

 

 
"HAPPY MEN'S DAY"

 

 
Respect every male in your life.

 
U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

 

 
Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!

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