Baniya collection

*BANIYA COLLECTION*

1. Baniya: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya : 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Baniya : Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.

2. Baniya on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???

3. Baniya 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!

4. Baniya ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
Baniya ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Baniya : (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi Baniya ka khoon daud raha hai:)

5. Baniya  called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha mar gaya hai,
obituary ke kya
charges honge?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya : Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya : Oh ho! Zara sochne do..... Achha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale ..

6. Baniya asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Haan ji jaoonga.
Baniya  ne jeb se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

7.  Baniya ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..! Warna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga

8. Titanic Ke Saath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Rahva Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda.